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jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes


yonceallonhismouthlikepizza:

When a guy takes off his sweatshirt and his shirt comes off too

yonceallonhismouthlikepizza:

When a guy takes off his sweatshirt and his shirt comes off too


croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important


antiocial:

you should be expecting that.


heliolisk:

listening to your favorite song as it gets closer to the chorus
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selmabouvier:

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”


striders:

once a straight boy was tryina holler n he literally texted me the phrase “*turns into a wolf and snuggles your boobs*” like???? buddy you weird as fuck i wasnt interested to begin with but now im fuckin worried about you like what the hell


urbancatfitters:

the internet really brings out the stupid in people


drunkdilf:

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too 


aladdinvevo:

i think im in like like with you



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tylersperson:

Can we just stop for a minute and appreciate the descriptions of Dan’s videos?


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