once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes
When a guy takes off his sweatshirt and his shirt comes off too
i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”
once a straight boy was tryina holler n he literally texted me the phrase “*turns into a wolf and snuggles your boobs*” like???? buddy you weird as fuck i wasnt interested to begin with but now im fuckin worried about you like what the hell
Can we just stop for a minute and appreciate the descriptions of Dan’s videos?